Cunt Muffin.

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javelining:

it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer

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cosmo tip #283

expertcosmotips:

stare at his butthole for 14 hours

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