Today is move out day AND
- I’m not entirely sure that my roommate will be able to help me move out. Keep in mind that if I’m not out of this apartment by midnight tonight, my landlord gets to kick me and my stuff out.
- I’m ridin’ the crimson wave.
- AND my shoe, which is barely 3 months old and I paid $50 for, just broke.
I, Alex Wikoff, being of sound mind would like to kindly request to be taken out back and shot.