Cunt Muffin.

June 2011

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Dear Ginny,

I finally got my “friend” today!! Yay!! It’s about time! If I roller-skate while I’m MEN-STRU-HATING, will I die?

Dear Pam,

Of course you can roller-skate! Don’t be silly! But be careful of odor, or neighborhood dogs may try to bite your vagina. Friends forever, Ginny

” —Tina Fey-Bossypants

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“I cannot express it; but surely you and everybody have a notion that there is or should be an existence of yours beyond you. What were the use of my creation if I were entirely contained here? My great miseries in this world have been Heathcliff’s miseries, and I have watched and felt each from the beginning: my great thought in living is himself. If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be, and if he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger: I should not seem a part of it. My love for Linton is like the foliage in the woods: time will change it, I’m well aware, as winter changes the trees. My love for Heathcliff resembles the eternal rocks beneath: a source of little visible delight, but necessary. Nelly, I am Heathcliff! He’s always, always in my mind. Not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being.” —Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte. (via psitssarahh)

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I love ya. Most ardently. Always have.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

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All My Days Alexi Murdoch

catastrophist:

All My Days, Alexi Murdoch, Away We Go (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

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#SOB #Alex's Ovary Takeover: 2011

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#Alex's ovaries have taken over

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