February 2011
Someone just farted outside of my window.
……..
whenskiesaregrey:
January 2011
“Tegan and Sara make more than music. They make a whole generation of queers and...”
– Margaret Cho (via e-pic)
Watchfuckyeahmedicalstuff:
Cadaver Lungs still breathing on respirator.
(via heartbread)
“Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.”
– E.L. Doctorow (via saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever)
"Last night, you just kept going on and on about...
“And you were all, ‘OH, YOU GASSY, HUH?!’ and I just kept thinking to myself ‘God, I’m dating a classy bitch.’”
I should drink more often, I really should.
I want to be with you even if you're over 2,900...
“I mean, at this point I’d say it’s inevitable. I picked a booger out of your hair. Do with that what you will.”
“Starbucks introduces the “Trenta”, which I believe is Italian for Kidney Failure”
– Stephen Colbert, Jan 17th 2011 (via himynameisdave9)
If you love your unicorn reblog this. One girl...
jingles-pigtails:
NOOOOOO ALEX D:
I NOT DEAD. I’S ALIVE. SEE?!
“Today marks the 38th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court decision that...”
– President Obama’s statement on Roe v. Wade (via coketalk)
Watchcoketalk:
Music From Another Decade
It’s 2011. I suppose it’s time we put the ought years behind us, but for some reason, I can’t stop myself from wondering, how is it possible that this is already music from another decade?
Home, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It), Beyoncé 1901, Phoenix Burial, Miike Snow Sweet Disposition, The Temper Trap...
Is it just me, or does anyone else think of...
1-boy
2-boy
3-girl
4-girl
5-boy
6-girl (Six is a slut)
7-boy
8-boy
9-girl (Nine is also a raging bitch.)
10-boy
Or I could just be completely mentally unstable. Either or, really.
jingles-pigtails asked: Get on Skype, niggatits.
SOS, y'all.
Cell phone in toilet. Rice? Hair dryer? Anything else? Help!
"Alex, you're the only person I know that gives me...
-Sam Kirkendoll
bruno mars is such a tool ugh
I’m sorry, but if anyone ever wrote me a song with the lyrics “I think I wanna marry you.” in them, I can guarantee a swift kick to the crotchular region. Now, if someone wrote me a song with the lyrics, “I will love you even if you’re so fat, that I can’t find your vagina.” that’d be a different tune. I’m also open to “How about a nice...
