Someone just farted outside of my window.
Tegan and Sara make more than music. They make a whole generation of queers and...– Margaret Cho (via e-pic)
fuckyeahmedicalstuff: Cadaver Lungs still breathing on respirator. (via heartbread)
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.– E.L. Doctorow (via saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever)
"Last night, you just kept going on and on about...
“And you were all, ‘OH, YOU GASSY, HUH?!’ and I just kept thinking to myself ‘God, I’m dating a classy bitch.’” I should drink more often, I really should.
I want to be with you even if you're over 2,900...
“I mean, at this point I’d say it’s inevitable. I picked a booger out of your hair. Do with that what you will.”
Starbucks introduces the “Trenta”, which I believe is Italian for Kidney Failure– Stephen Colbert, Jan 17th 2011 (via himynameisdave9)
If you love your unicorn reblog this. One girl...
jingles-pigtails: NOOOOOO ALEX D: I NOT DEAD. I’S ALIVE. SEE?!
Today marks the 38th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court decision that...– President Obama’s statement on Roe v. Wade (via coketalk)
coketalk: Music From Another Decade It’s 2011. I suppose it’s time we put the ought years behind us, but for some reason, I can’t stop myself from wondering, how is it possible that this is already music from another decade? Home, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It), Beyoncé 1901, Phoenix Burial, Miike Snow Sweet Disposition, The Temper Trap...
Is it just me, or does anyone else think of...
1-boy 2-boy 3-girl 4-girl 5-boy 6-girl (Six is a slut) 7-boy 8-boy 9-girl (Nine is also a raging bitch.) 10-boy Or I could just be completely mentally unstable. Either or, really.
jingles-pigtails asked: Get on Skype, niggatits.
Cell phone in toilet. Rice? Hair dryer? Anything else? Help!
"Alex, you're the only person I know that gives me...
bruno mars is such a tool ugh
I’m sorry, but if anyone ever wrote me a song with the lyrics “I think I wanna marry you.” in them, I can guarantee a swift kick to the crotchular region. Now, if someone wrote me a song with the lyrics, “I will love you even if you’re so fat, that I can’t find your vagina.” that’d be a different tune. I’m also open to “How about a nice...