October 2010
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Someone I follow on tumblr just posted saying “Stop rebloging my photos you nappy headed hoe.” Fairly sure she’s talking about me and my nappiness.
“You don’t have nappy hair.”
“But you forget that I do not have normal white people hair. “
“lol 1. You’re only half white, and 2. This is true. It’s unicorn hair.”
“Fact.”
September 2010
There are more Barbie dolls in Italy than there are Canadians in Canada.
(The Book of Useless Information)
In the past half hour, I have been informed of the following:
AJ engages in the following activities whilst intoxicated:
- wrestling with men
- spooning with men
- tickling men
I am laughing so hard. It isn’t even funny. Are you sure, love? Positive? I mean, you do dress me from time to time. “Ya, it’s like gay Fight Club or something. Apparently it’s the ‘in’ thing to do.”
